We love having Sunshine visit. Every time she’s here, it seems like her tits have grown another cup size. Seeing the tree reminds Sunshine that she needs a long, hard, thick pole before Sunshine heads home to the midwest. With or without a fake white beard, she needs a Bad Santa to fill her tight chimney. This dude doesn’t have any presents for Sunshine except for his meat log. But that’s really all she needs. No sooner has Sunshine removed her tight sweater than her cocky friend arrives to slake her thirst for nut-nog.