“I sold real estate for several years, and I was showing a couple a house one day and they came right out and asked if my boobs are real,” Rachel Love told one of our editors in this month’s interview. “I thought that was pretty funny. It surprised me, since I had met them just 10 minutes before then. They never really said why they wanted to know if my boobs were real, but I think the woman wanted to get a boob job and she liked mine and wanted to go to the same doctor. But, mine are real, so she was out of luck on that one.” In fact, we liked that real estate saleslady story so much, Scoreland did a XXX video spun around the idea of Rachel as a superstacked broker showing a house to a prospective client and then fucking the shit out of him. There wouldn’t be a mortgage crisis if the real estate business would just follow our lead.